Everything is possible, but the impossible. ~ Andrew Weitzen

Jonathan King: "Why aren't you dancing?"
Unsuspecting Person: "I have two left feet."
Jonathan: "I know a dance choreographed specially for people with two left feet. It is a partner dance. The woman's part is for a woman with two right feet."

A quick story.

When I was in high school, there was a school dance. My father asked me if I was going to go. I said, "No, I don't like to dance."

My father answered, "You can't say you don't like to dance. You don't know how to dance."

"It is like playing the piano. You can't say you don't like to play the piano. You don't how to play the piano. And when you play the piano, that's not playing the piano."

"It is the same thing with dancing. First learn how to dance, then you can say you don't like it."

"But I guess when you learn to dance, you will like it."

By Andrew Weitzen 11/23/2005